Bitter Melody

hi and bye.. =)

2007-03-07T15:50:00.001+08:00

asymptotes.. quicksands.. what am I talking about?!

2007-01-15T21:08:00.000+08:00

ok, so the asymptote thing started as a joke., I had no idea it would be so real.,

from now on i'll be secretly calling him myfcn., kev, your the only one who know what i'm talking about, and i'm praying you already forgot about this blog.,

I know I shouldn't wander too deep, quicksands are everywhere., now, I dont want to be sucked in, do I?

How deep is 'too deep' though? =C

If you'd only say it...

2007-01-10T15:54:00.001+08:00

Lately, im finding it hard to express myself. Everything gets all tangled up, it's pretty messy.,

I dont do what I have to do., I go against my resolves., Im being stubborn to something that i dont even know what.,

shoot.

oh, I deleted a lot of entries, don't know why.,

Monday was fun though. No plans. No expectations., It turned out fine.,

Although, it deepened a little sadness in me that i can't really grasp.,

shoot.

again.

a different tuesday

2006-12-26T23:01:00.000+08:00

today wasn't as fun as i thought it would be, pero ok na rin! ang kukulit ng new cousins ko., my 1 year old cousin likes to drink beer., amazing noh? haha., manang-mana sa tatay!., and of course, natuwa nnman ang mga uncle ko sakin at nakipag-cheers pa sakin., sayang nga walang wine eh.. hehe., paglaki daw ni cj siya na kalaban ko sa inuman., haha., hindi ko pa naman nattry uminom ng more than 3 bottles of beer eh., and never ko ittry yun sa red horse no! ayoko maging biktima ng hiwaga ng pulang kabayo.. haha.,

i got to see xyrine today!!! i missed her smell so much, and i got to 'rape' her before we went home...hahaha.,

i received a handful of chocolate today, so i guess i wouldn't be looking for chocolates for quite a while., unless, of course, if i share it with my parents... =p

i also received two t-shirts, one is too big, and the other is too small(well, not really, it just wasnt the perfect fit)., i hate it when they do that.,

we have coffee crumble in the freezer.. yeshhhhhh...

my angkong gave me an amber, it's twice bigger than my fist, he said it absorbs radiation, so it's sitting beside my monitor now., cool.,

bwiset ka! haha., i keep on thinking about you., so, there i've said it, just because you had the decency to say goodnyt last night., ang babaw no? kahit na you totally forgot about me today., oh, wipe that smile off your face., epal ka., haha

Leave me alone

2006-12-22T16:08:00.001+08:00

you missed the last one,

and who's fault was that?

so go shoot yourself,

and dont bother me.

your words are poison,

but you're the antidote.

Mathematics: my curse, er... course

2006-12-16T17:27:00.000+08:00

Medicine makes people ill, mathematics make them sad and theology makes them sinful. (Martin Luther)

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. (Plato)

Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.

A Mathematician and...

The physicist and the engineer are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. They yell out for help: "Helllloooooo! Where are we?"
15 minutes later, they hear an echoing voice: "Helllloooooo! You're in a hot-air balloon!!"
The physicist says, "That must have been a mathematician."
The engineer asks, "Why do you say that?"
The physicist replied: "The answer was absolutely correct, and it was utterly useless."

_____

Q: What will a logician choose: a half of an egg or eternal bliss in the afterlife? A: A half of an egg! Because nothing is better than eternal bliss in the afterlife, and a half of an egg is better than nothing.

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When a statistician passes the airport security check, they discover a bomb in his bag. He explains. "Statistics shows that the probability of a bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000. However, the chance that there are two bombs at one plane is 1/1000000. So, I am much safer..."

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A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. A mathematician comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground and measure it easily. When he leaves, one engineer says to the other: "Just like a mathematician! We need to know the height, and he gives us the length!"

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A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician were sitting in a street cafe watching the crowd. Across the street they saw a man and a woman entering a building. Ten minutes they reappeared together with a third person.
- They have multiplied, said the biologist.
- Oh no, an error in measurement, the physicist sighed.
- If exactly one person enters the building now, it will be empty again, the mathematician concluded.

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Dictionary of Definitions of Terms Commonly Used in Math. lectures.

CLEARLY:: I don't want to write down all the "in- between" steps.
TRIVIAL:: If I have to show you how to do this, you're in the wrong class.
OBVIOUSLY:: I hope you weren't sleeping when we discussed this earlier, because I refuse to repeat it.
RECALL:: I shouldn't have to tell you this, but for those of you who erase your memory tapes after every test...
WLOG (Without Loss Of Generality):: I'm not about to do all the possible cases, so I'll do one and let you figure out the rest.
IT CAN EASILY BE SHOWN:: Even you, in your finite wisdom, should be able to prove this without me holding your hand.
CHECK or CHECK FOR YOURSELF:: This is the boring part of the proof, so you can do it on your own time.
SKETCH OF A PROOF:: I couldn't verify all the details, so I'll break it down into the parts I couldn't prove.
HINT:: The hardest of several possible ways to do a proof.
SOFT PROOF:: One third less filling (of the page) than your regular proof, but it requires two extra years of course work just to understand the terms.
ELEGANT PROOF:: Requires no previous knowledge of the subject matter and is less than ten lines long.
SIMILARLY:: At least one line of the proof of this case is the same as before.
TFAE (The Following Are Equivalent):: If I say this it means that, and if I say that it means the other thing, and if I say the other thing...
BY A PREVIOUS THEOREM:: I don't remember how it goes (come to think of it I'm not really sure we did this at all), but if I stated it right (or at all), then the rest of this follows.
TWO LINE PROOF:: I'll leave out everything but the conclusion, you can't question 'em if you can't see 'em.
BRIEFLY:: I'm running out of time, so I'll just write and talk faster.
PROOF OMITTED:: Trust me, It's true.

Professional secrets.

The highest moments in the life of a mathematician are the first few moments after one has proved the result, but before one finds the mistake.

Golden rule of deriving: never trust any result that was proved after 11 PM.

Relations between pure and applied mathematicians are based on trust and understanding. Namely, pure mathematicians do not trust applied mathematicians, and applied mathematicians do not understand pure mathematicians.

If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton

In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton

If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson

Mathematicians stand on each other's shoulders.
-- Gauss

Mathematicians stand on each other's shoulders while computer scientists stand on each other's toes.
-- Richard Hamming

It has been said that physicists stand on one another's shoulders. If this is the case, then programmers stand on one another's toes, and software engineers dig each other's graves.
-- Unknown

These days, even the most pure and abstract mathematics is in danger to be applied.

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Salary Theorem
The less you know, the more you make.
Proof:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
And since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money
It is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money .
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.

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Q: how many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards?
A: I can subtract it as many times as I want, and it leaves 76 every time.

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One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9." St. Thomas looked very confused and asked St. Peter: "What does the teacher mean?" St.Peter replied: "Don't worry - it's just another one of his parabolas."

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Q:What is a proof?
A: One-half percent of alcohol.

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Q:What is a dilemma?
A: A lemma that proves two results.

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Another von Neumann quote : Young man, in mathematics you don't understand things, you just get used to them.

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This poem was written by John Saxon (an author of math textbooks).
((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0

A Dozen, a Gross and a Score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven,
plus five times eleven,
equals nine squared and not a bit more.

source

"Realizations"

2006-12-11T20:22:00.000+08:00

one hour before my math exam:

1. I know six ways of counting from one to infinity (well, up to thousands or billions at least)...
* Filipino
* English
* Spanish
* Chinese

* Italian

2. I should buy a new umbrella. (I want a cute white one (or lavender) or an esprit of whatever color as long as it has that cute case i've always liked.)

3. I want new slippers.

4. Girls are super duper competitive, consciously or unconsciously, to the tiniest bit.

a minute after I got my bluebook:

shacks, ndi ko alam and derivative ng secant inverse.

four minutes after my exam:

alam ko na ang derivative ng secant inverse.

December na!

2006-12-03T11:29:00.000+08:00

so busy...

i dont want to be seen on tv

2006-11-10T19:16:00.000+08:00

..'cause i might get discovered.. bwahaha

why me??! thanks for the complement though...har

shoot....

tindi ng text ni buddy grace, haha..,

Isang araw,
my lalakeng
lumapit s kin

sbi nya:

mis, mis...Gus2 m0
ng payong??

Inuulan k kc
ng KAGANDAHAN...

hanep talaga, lupet...

uso pala ngaun ang mga text ng quotation ng nagsasalitang mga kung anu-ano...

"Ayoko na! Bakit kapag
nagmamahal ako nagagalit
sila?"

-gasolina

"So wat f im feeling 'blue'?
Its not as if u care anyway..
And dont u dare judge me-
I'm not a book!"

-Bluebook

"Wala naman akong gnagwa
sa kanya. Ndi na nga ako
gumaglaw dito. Ako na yung
natapakan siya pa ang galit."

-tae

"kung walang nagttxt sayo
andito nman ako, itxt mo
lang ako segundo lang
magrreply na ako"

-bal inquiry,222

ang ganda ngsched ko this sem, kaya lang sobrang maddelay ako.,

hanggang 8:30 - 1 lang ang class ko everyday, then sa wednesday 8 - 11:30 lang.,

saya-saya noh?!

ang PE ko scrabble... (meron bang PE3 ng scrabble?? haha)

and kumuha na ako ng foreign lang............(drum roll)..............Italian!
Buona sera! Come sta Lei? hehe..

sa first day ng class prof ko sa italian lang ang sumipot, sa second day dalawa silang sumipot pero siya lang naglec.. sa monday tunay na pasukan na...huhu

kain na daw!!!

corn and butter...yummy

2006-10-23T16:07:00.000+08:00

so what if you dont care anymore if you get caught looking?

so what if you left me standing?

so what if it doesn't make sense?

so what??

the essence of sembreak is lost...cause

#1. - - > i keep worrying about my math109(since theres a lot of reasons why i should)
#2. - - > i havent gone anywhere yet, (its starting to get boring at home...)
#3. - - > my cp's broken
#4. - - > im broke
#5. - - > and a lot more other reasons why., (actually, i cant think of anything else)

after 4 months of waiting for sembreak, im giving it a pretty cold welcome.,

im watching ghostfighter right now.... it feels like it's just a few years ago when me and my brother (and my father too!) were avid fans of this anime.., i just had this feeling... i know most of us, when we turn our tv on an see eugene fightng in the arena would think 'oh, ghost fighter, again?' or 'how many times have i seen this?'., (i have the same sentiments for samurai X too)., okay, i got lost.. so what am i trying to say?.... well what i just really wanted to say is that they have to show these animes(or shows) for the next generation to watch, for my nieces and nephews to watch and be a fan of too.. thats all... haha.., i guess i just felt what our great-/grandfathers feels when they see their grand-/children watching tv shows that they watched when they were children too.., man, i feel old... haha

I'm now a member of the university of the philippines mathematics club, bow.

suddenly you're(some other 'you') being friendly.

so what??

staying up

2006-10-14T22:33:00.000+08:00

asar naman talaga!!!! nagloloko and cellphone ko!! grrr... sa dami ng letra na pwedeng mawala talaga namang abc pa ang nawala.... arrrggh.... ang hirap magtagalog ng walang 'a' noh., nakkfrustrate magtxt, ndi na tuloy ako nakareply kay di.,

and siyempre, bagsak nanaman ako sa exam sa physics kanina., nnooooo... ayoko magremovals..... shacks..

yes...tapos na ang trabaho ng propscom!! nang matapos na ang backdrop ginawa na namin siyang banig...haha.. madaling araw na kame natapos kaya nagovernight na sila...mukha kaming sardinas sa kwarto ko., hehe., be posting the pictures soon.. award wining ang kuha ni recio!! haha.,

at siyempre bago sila umalis nagcards muna kame, 99 tsaka one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, jack, queen, king... hehe.,

sleepy na ko, antagal nilang dumating...

'you do something to me that i can't explain... so would i be out of line, if i say i miss you?...'

-incubus

just one more week to go

2006-10-11T18:50:00.000+08:00

yesss!! dalawang exam nalang (expecting na exempted ako sa finals sa Bio)... Finals sa Physics 71 sa sat, tpos math109 sa 19... ang apps' party this coming tuesday na...kailangan ko ng gawin yung...oops...baka may mem na nagbabasa...=)

ang saya saya kasi isang linggo nalang sembreak na!!...four months ko na tong hinihintay!!...though hindi ko pa siya masyado na-ffeel since may exams pa and madami pang inaasikaso... tulad nyan, practice daw para sa app's party bukas, kamusta naman, 7am daw ang call time at sa marikina sports center ang venue..hello?! ndi po lahat sa QC nakatira.., haay...

at dahil finals week na siyempre last meeting na ng mga klase.. and speaking of last meeting, ang saya ng last meeting sa cwts. may kainan, food race(ata) at siyempre pictorial session w/groupmates...

from top, left to right: me, joseph, ad, jhun., romy, gold, pau., thor and marlo.,

malungkot din pala kasi parang may possibility na ire-take ko lahat ng majors ko(hindi lang math64, kundi 109 din at physics)... promise talaga, mag-aaral na ko next sem... (sana hindi ako pasaway at tuparin ko yan)

after ng finals, sana naman wala ng removals.... pleaaassssse!!!!!!!

Last week may nadaanan kaming mga 'angels' sa FC, you have to give something(anything) in exchange for an 'angel'., at dahil wala na akong mahalukay sa wallet ko kundi yung invitation(ata) nung poetry fest last year sa up baguio, yun nalang ang ipinalit ko., paguwi ko sa bahay itinabi ko yung 'angel'- si psi-psi - kay inang laya na putol ang kamay dahil nahulog ko siya sa mesa noon, sorry talaga... sana walang magalit...

inang laya and psi-psi (w/flowers and dogs sa background)

at napagusapan narin ang poetry fest at si inang laya, naalala ko tuloy ang aking poem na hanggang ngayon hindi ko pa din alam kung papaano nanalo ng third prize...

oO, nanalo yan...kung hindi rin kayo makapaniwala na nanalo nga yan ng third prize eh, ako rin eh.,

naaliw lang ako kasi kahit papaano pala may naiwan akong something sa up baguio., wala man ako doon atleast alam nila na i've been there...yessh... andrama.., haha., feeling importante lang naman, kala mo first place ang napanalunan... hehe., Ü

there's a reason to be happy...

2006-09-20T16:34:00.000+08:00

you just have to find it...

Ang sarap ng lumpia at suka! =]

Na-curious lang ako, pano kaya nalaman ng tao na pwede palang i-pop ang corn..? sino unang nakaisip na kainin ang itlog na may sisiw na? sinu unang nagluto ng soup #5?(bakit nya kaya naisip lutuin un...??) sino nakaisip na pwede palang kainin ang paa at pwet ng manok? naaaliw lang talaga ko sa lawak ng kakayahan ng taong mag-isip., kapag tumingin-tingin ka lang sa paligid madami ka nang makikitang produkto ng pagkamalikhain ng tao., mga bagay-bagay na masnagpapadali o nagdadagdag kulay sa buhay natin.., wala lang, salamat lang sa kakayahang iyon na ipinagkaloob sa atin., Ü

nakakaasar pala nawala yung sing-sing ko at suklay.... ='C Sabi ni sir JP maghanap nalang daw ako ng bagong boyfriend na magbibigay sakin ng sing-sing., hmm... pwede rin.... hehe! ;p

na-mimiss ko pala sobra ang Baguio.... Lalo na tong dalawang to,

na-mimiss din kaya nila ko (O_o)? kung alam niyo lang, Diana Camacho, John Peter Casio, miss na miss ko na talaga kayo..... *hagulgol*..,

nagpunta pala kame sa main lib kanina, hindi pa pala kasi nakakapasok sila tin at arn2 doon., pinictureran lang namin si oble, madilim kasi brownout, kaya in-edit ko nalang sa photoshop pangit nga lang, compare and contrast nalang, o ayon nga kay sir ceb, wax and wane.,

pinictureran ko din yung sundial sa eng! aun, kita ung time oh(between twelve and one)... galing galing...hehe., click niyo nalang para maskita.,

I survived!!

2006-09-10T13:27:00.000+08:00

wee..... tapos na ang FI ko., ang saya2 nman., ang ginawa ko pagkauwi ng bahay? natulog. nakakapagod kasi eh., good luck nalang sa mga co-apps ko na ndi pa tpos sa FI nila, kaya nyo yan!!

aun, siyempre pagmay-good news meron ding bad news,. nagdrop ako ng math64.... enough said.

and tama bang kunan ang dropping slip... hehe

kamusta naman pala yung mga taong nagttext sayo na mag-oopen ng conversation tapos hindi nalang basta magrreply or bigla nalang magpapaalam, tulad nito:

"ibg sbhn,kht wla aq msbe sau,d nman aq nkklimot.ok? gudnyt!"

gudnyt din!

may kailangan pala akong gawin., nakakabitin naman oh... di bale, tutuloy ko nalang to next time., Ü

Make it go away

2006-09-02T16:11:00.000+08:00

Its really hard when no one understands you., Harder when they pretend they do.,
It sucks when you cant make them understand you., More so, when they dont want to.,

im getting tired of being nice to people who dont even bother to be nice to me.
im getting tired of being considerate of other people's feelings when they are so inconsiderate of mine.
im getting tired of wanting to make other people happy when i cant even make myself happy.

why do i have to be so nice?! darn

everything's going wrong

2006-08-18T20:46:00.000+08:00

Haven't posted for a while, so many reasons...so many reasons...

When will life be fun again? it's taking too long... too long...

har.. just repeating for emphasis.,

i'm getting drained empty, i don't know how long i can put up with this.,

make me laugh and smile and laugh and smile, for real, please?!!!

I badly need it...

the dog tore the duck's head off

2006-08-07T09:07:00.000+08:00

I keep on whining about so many thing lately but it cant be helped, there are so many things to whine about. Life aint fun these past few ~~days~~ weeks...

watched click this saturday...it was great..i pity the big yellow duck though..hehehe

You're more than just a memory in my head

2006-07-25T12:35:00.000+08:00

~ To The Best Roomie in the world, I Miss You. ~

Tell it to me in person, why dont you?

2006-07-07T20:55:00.000+08:00

Why do conversations go where they're not supposed to? Words mean what they're not meant to?

And as if that's not enough, why does it have to happen with people that are special to me?

Yes, you're special to me I admit it. But I wont tell you that. And by the way, I'm still mad you.

I want to forget you but every little thing reminds me of you.

You're so annoying. Dont you know what get out of my head means?.

you are kinda addictive Di, you know that?

2006-06-25T21:02:00.001+08:00

I like hotdogs wrapped in bacon...

akala ko ako lang...

gusto ko sanang bawiin ung admission ko sa registrar, kaya lang hindi pwede.

Remember when you, aaron and I were talking about transferring to diliman? I wasn't quite sure if i want to transfer then. diba sabi ko magaaply ako, then tska na ko magdedecide pag andyan na. Sabi kasi ni aaron masmaganda daw math sa Baguio. But the truth is, i was torn between transferring and not. I wanted to transfer for the same reasons that you wanted to. I didn't want to transfer because i knew i'll miss you.

para kang drugs... haha! excuse the comparison, but you're really addictive.

My bed seems so big without you on the other side. My room is quiet as hell when i dont wake up to the sound of your voice talking to vincent on the phone. My week is not complete without hearing a trivia from you. Squidballs and fishballs dont taste the same without you...

Honestly, i didnt want to leave, dyan kasi it's like we have our own little world. kahit na medyo secluded and isolated from the rest of the world ayos lang. kasi masaya naman.

Im really glad that i met you. alam ko gasgas na linya na to pero thats really what i feel.

If it wasn't you, I guess I would never have known what I missed.

Hindi ko na binawi ung admission ko cause my parents really want me here, but i want you to know im waiting here for you.

Miss you so much Diane...

No one else wants to eat "all day breakfast" with me. =C Pusoy dos isn't as fun without you and Peter.

I really wish we can do all those things again, "those things" that are flashing through my head right now... kahit isang beses lang, for the last time...

still feels like a freshie

2006-06-21T18:42:00.000+08:00

My daily routine now is school-home-school-home-school. sobrang nakakapagod !!! I barely have time to relax. It has just been a week since school started and I already cant wait for the sembreak to come...

Plus, I miss diane and peter...feels lonely without them around. =C

I am 50% weird

2006-05-12T19:15:00.000+08:00

"Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!"

Lost count on how many times they played it on the radio

2006-04-29T14:03:00.000+08:00

So sick
Ne-Yo

Mmmm mmm yeah
Do do do do do do do-do
Ohh Yeah

Gotta change my answering machine Now that im alone
Cuz right now it says that we
Cant come to the phone
And I know it makes no sense
Cuz you walked out the door
But its the only way i hear your voice anymore
(its ridiculous)
Its been months
And for some reason i just
(cant get over us)
And im stronger than this
(enough is enough)
No more walkin round
With my head down
Im so over being blue
Cryin over you

And im so sick of love songs
So tired of tears
So done with wishing you were still here
Said im so sick of love songs so sad and slow
So why cant i turn off the radio?

Gotta fix that calender i have
Thats marked July 15th
Because since theres no more you
Theres no more anniversary
Im so fed up with my thoughts of you
And your memory
And how every song reminds me
Of what used to be

Thats the reason im so sick of love songs
So tired of tears
So done with wishing you were still here
Said im so sick of love songs so sad and slow
So why cant i turn off the radio?

(Leave me alone)
Leave me alone
(Stupid love songs)
Dont make me think about her smile
Or having my first child
Let it go
Turning off the radio

Cuz im so sick of love songs
So tired of tears
So done with wishing she was still here
Said im so sick of love songs so sad and slow
So why cant i turn off the radio?
(why cant i turn off the radio?)

Literally neat papers...not one answer...

2006-04-21T23:42:00.000+08:00

Scribbling this while Kylie is answering her exam...

There are three friends namely Hugh Ignorant, Sammy Practical and Chris Weird (Names have been changed). They're in the middle of a guy-talk (uh-huh, there exist such thing), lying down the grass, watching the stars, drinking, talking,...

Hugh Ignorant: Hey guys, I have a question for you... Why is the water wet?
Sammy Practical: 'Coz it's water dude, it's supposed to be wet. It's wet so that the fish and other ocean, lake and river creatures can move through it with fluent ease. We need to be able to drink. We need for boats not to sink. We need for our plumbing to work. It ain't water if it ain't wet.
Chris Weird: It can't be answered with regular science methodology, but can be answered in Zen Physics. Water is wet because this is the nature of water. The nature of rock is to be hard. The nature of grass is to be green. The nature of water is to be wet. To take away from its true nature is to destroy what is and thus water is not water anymore. It may be ice, but it surely is not water. Water begets wetness. Wetness begets slipperiness. Slipperiness begets falling. Falling begets a long and painful hospital stay... (Who we talking about?)

...silence, drinking, burping, drinking, talking,...

Hugh Ignorant: Okay, here's another one. Why is the sky blue?
Chris Weird: That's easy. Transmitted light that comes from the sun, light bulb or fire, is made up of a spectrum of colors. The longest wavelengths of light are on the red end of the spectrum and the shortest wavelengths are on the blue or violet end of the spectrum.
So when sunlight enters our atmosphere it collides with the oxygen and nitrogen atoms. The color with the shorter wavelength is scattered more by this collision. Because violet and blue are the shortest wavelengths the sky appears to be violet or blue. But because our eyes are more sensitive to blue light than they are violet light, we perceive the sky as blue.
Sammy Practical: (Laughs) You're wrong Chris. (Turns to Hugh) Want to know why the sky is blue?
Hugh Ignorant: Why?
Sammy Practical: It's for me! I want it to be blue, so it's blue. You know why the fire is hot? It's all for me. I want it to be hot, so it is. You know why we have...... (Sassy girl?!)

...silence, drinking, burping, drinking, and some more drinking...

* * *

*horror scream* Haha.. ok, that was crap. Got a problem with that?!! *evil laugh*

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